In the world of college football, appearance matters. Especially in Alabama, where the Crimson Tide’s recent loss to Vanderbilt has sparked conversations not just about the game, but about head coach Kalen DeBoer’s sideline attire.
The Fashion Fumble: DeBoer’s Choice of Attire
It’s no secret that the head coach of Alabama football is expected to represent the program with pride and style. So, why does DeBoer dress like he’s shopping for workout gear at a discount store?
I have nothing against Walmart—I buy my undershirts and socks there. But when you’re the head coach of a storied program like Alabama, shouldn’t you step it up a notch?
- Untucked Workout Tees: DeBoer was seen wearing a poorly fitting, untucked workout T-shirt that seemed more suited for a casual day at home than the high-stakes environment of college football.
- Inconsistent Style: This isn’t the first time DeBoer has raised eyebrows with his fashion choices. His previous wardrobe selections have included hoodies that look more like they belong in a gym than on the sidelines of a prestigious football game.
A Closer Look at the Consequences
The saying goes, “clothes make the man,” and right now, DeBoer’s fashion choices seem to reflect the current state of Alabama football—sloppy.
Let’s break it down:
- Loss to Vanderbilt: Not only did Alabama lose, but DeBoer’s appearance raised questions. Was he truly ready for the game?
- Cousin Eddie Vibes: With his attire, DeBoer looked like he could be the star of a sitcom about a family trip to the game, not the coach of a top-tier football team.
The Standards of Alabama Football
At the University of Alabama, there are certain expectations, especially regarding dress code for coaches. The legacy of coaches like Paul Bryant, Gene Stallings, and Nick Saban comes with a certain style that DeBoer seems to be missing.
- Paul Bryant: Known for his sharp suits and houndstooth hats.
- Nick Saban: Often likened to Frank Sinatra in his tailored attire.
These legends set the bar high, and DeBoer’s current style feels like a significant step down.
What’s Next for Kalen DeBoer?
So, what can DeBoer do to remedy this fashion faux pas?
- Upgrade His Wardrobe: It’s time to ditch the workout gear and invest in some smart, tailored pieces that reflect the prestige of the Alabama football program.
- Seek Help from Fashion Experts: Perhaps it’s time to bring in a stylist or take a cue from Miss Terry Saban, known for her impeccable taste and attention to detail.
Conclusion: A Call for Change
In a state where football is revered, Kalen DeBoer needs to understand that looking the part is just as important as coaching the part.
His attire should embody the excellence that Alabama football stands for. If he doesn’t want to risk losing more than just games, he might want to rethink his wardrobe choices.
Alabama deserves a head coach who not only leads the team with strategy but also represents its legacy with pride. It’s time for DeBoer to step up his game—on and off the field.
